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Artist // Hobbyist // Varied
  • United States
  • Deviant for 16 years
  • He / Him
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My Bio
I.. am me.

I'm one of a kind. One of God's own prototypes. A mutant too rare to die and too powerful for mass production.

I admire the graceful dignity of the lines of the spork.

I am half cowboy. I do possess a black belt, but it does nothing to maintain pants integrity. Consider me a dollar store version of Chuck Norris.

I am a nerd that learned to lift weights and do pushups.

I love the smell of leather bound books and mahogany.

I think the use of ice in any bourbon based drink should be a crime.

I consider myself a gentleman adventurer.

im an out of work, broke down actor wannabe that has a college degree he has never used. i know,.. im a winner.

I work a few random jobs here and there, paying off my debts slowly but surely.

I mostly try to develop script ideas as I try to save up enough money for my own film equipment.

I’m really good at video games, martial arts, procrastination, worthless trivia, eating chimichangas, and generally doing whatever interests me.

I am experienced in paranormal investigation and eliminations.

I am the master of picking up worthless skill sets.

I am a jack of all trades, but the master of none (except listed above).

The first thing people usually notice about me is my beard. it is fierce. left unchecked, it might take over the world.

ok,.. seriously,. people say I seem really stoic at first, but once they get to know me, they are very surprised at how funny I am.

Guess thats good. Guess that means I don't look funny.

I'm fairly eclectic.

Love the blues, metal, alt rock, classic country, outlaw country, and symphonic opera.

On a huge Tolkien binge as of late. Found all my old books in storage and been rereading them all.

I love "science gone awry" type stories.

film noir, detective stories, sci fi, fantasy, westerns, and what ever else catches me eye.

Love bugs bunny cartoons.

I'll watch the Maltese Falcon and then Conan The Destroyer.

I'll read 100 comic books and then take a break from them to read a The Book Of Five Rings by Myamoto Musashi.


On a typical Friday night I am either hanging out, watching my friends smoke cigarettes in a parking lot, or playing Skyrim on my xbox360. Maybe playing D&D and kicking ass with my half elf fighter.

Or maybe working on some random, worthless build I'm doing for absolutely no reason or for a friend's film. Need a t-shirt cannon? Leather orc armor? Forged sword? Duct tape mannequin? I can make you these things.

When I was 4, I wanted to be an astronaut.

When I was 5, I wanted to become a ninja / black belt.

When I was 7 I wanted to become a lion tamer / superhero.

When I was 12 I wanted to be a pro wrestler.

When I was 13 I wanted to become an actor.

When I was 17 I wanted to be a martial arts instructor.

When I was 20 I wanted to become a biologist.

When I was 23 I wanted to become a pirate.


oh,..and I'm officially the easiest person in the world to find on facebook. Seriously, just type my name. You'll find me.

Favourite Movies
Seven Samurai, Yojimbo, LOTR, MST3K, Red River, The Maltese Falcon, Casablanca, Rocky, The 13th Warrior, Robin Hood, Gladiator, Enter The Dragon, The Quiet Man
Favourite TV Shows
Justified, Firefly, Magnum PI, Criminal Minds
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Metallica, The Highway Men, Johnny Cash, Manowar
Favourite Books
Jurassic Park, Eaters of The Dead, The Beast Master, LOTR series, The Hobbit (too many to list really)
Favourite Writers
Louis Lamour, Robert Parker, Michael Crichton, J.R.R. Tolkien, (Really,.. I can't list them all)
Favourite Games
Skyrim, Left 4 Dead, Oblivion, Duck Hunter, Fallout: New Vegas,
Favourite Gaming Platform
Xbox 360 and Drunken NES
Tools of the Trade
my hands.
Other Interests
martial arts, film making, writing.

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Thank you for faving my Sanziana sculpture, much appreciated. :)
Thanks for the fav, always nice to meet a fellow Shredder fan
I'm glad you enjoyed my Tyra and Marthin illustration, thank you for the fave. :)
Thanks for the fave ;)
Thank you for faving my colored Drider. I hope you found it creepy and gruesome enough. :D
Thank you for the fave on "The Ambush", much appreciated. :)