I.. am me.
I'm one of a kind. One of God's own prototypes. A mutant too rare to die and too powerful for mass production.
I admire the graceful dignity of the lines of the spork.
I am half cowboy. I do possess a black belt, but it does nothing to maintain pants integrity. Consider me a dollar store version of Chuck Norris.
I can't stand hipsters or elitists.
I can do the splits.
I am a nerd that learned to lift weights and do pushups.
I love the smell of leather bound books and mahogany.
I think the use of ice in any bourbon based drink should be a crime.
I consider myself a gentleman adventurer.
im an out of work, broke down actor wannabe that has a college degree he has never used. i know,.. im a winner.
Mostly, I'm just tryin to get myself back on track. Been training hard again in martial arts. Getting back into competition shape. Had my first MMA match in February 2012. I'm fought two weight classes above where I belonged, against a much large opponent. why? cuz to me that's an adventure.
I started teaching martial arts again about 1 year ago. Its not very many hours, but the pay is good. Can't beat getting paid to do something I would have done for free.
I work a few random jobs here and there, paying off my debts slowly but surely.
I mostly try to develop script ideas as I try to save up enough money for my own film equipment.
I’m really good at video games, martial arts, procrastination, worthless trivia, eating chimichangas, and generally doing whatever interests me.
I can shoot a silver dollar off a fence post at 50 paces.
I am ready for the zombie apocalypse.
I can crush an unopened soda can with my bare hands.
I can still do the macarena, albeit I refuse to.
I am experienced in paranormal investigation and eliminations.
I am the master of picking up worthless skill sets.
I am a jack of all trades, but the master of none (except listed above).
The first thing people usually notice about me is my beard. it is fierce. left unchecked, it might take over the world.
ok,.. seriously,. people say I seem really stoic at first, but once they get to know me, they are very surprised at how funny I am.
Guess thats good. Guess that means I don't look funny.
I'm fairly eclectic.
Love the blues, metal, alt rock, classic country, outlaw country, and symphonic opera.
On a huge Tolkien binge as of late. Found all my old books in storage and been rereading them all.
I love "science gone awry" type stories.
film noir, detective stories, sci fi, fantasy, westerns, and what ever else catches me eye.
Love bugs bunny cartoons.
I'll watch the Maltese Falcon and then Conan The Destroyer.
I'll read 100 comic books and then take a break from them to read a The Book Of Five Rings by Myamoto Musashi.
The six things I could never do without?
My cell phone.
Boobs. (not mine. Girls' boobs. Holy jeez I luv em.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about?
ok,.. really, I am constantly running different film ideas through my head.
On a typical Friday night I am either hanging out, watching my friends smoke cigarettes in a parking lot, or playing Skyrim on my xbox360. Maybe playing D&D and kicking ass with my half elf fighter.
Or maybe working on some random, worthless build I'm doing for absolutely no reason or for a friend's film. Need a t-shirt cannon? Leather orc armor? Forged sword? Duct tape mannequin? I can make you these things.
When I was 4, I wanted to be an astronaut.
When I was 5, I wanted to become a ninja / black belt.
When I was 7 I wanted to become a lion tamer / superhero.
When I was 12 I wanted to be a pro wrestler.
When I was 13 I wanted to become an actor.
When I was 17 I wanted to be a martial arts instructor.
When I was 20 I wanted to become a biologist.
When I was 23 I wanted to become a pirate.
I am now 28. Wishing I could become an astronaut.
oh,..and I'm officially the easiest person in the world to find on facebook. Seriously, just type my name. You'll find me.